Woman kills snatch thief in Malaysia

It’s a good day yesterday when a snatch thief felt the wrath of a woman he tried to rob. I will tell this true incident in two ways: The way it actually happened and my version of how the man deserved his death.

Taman Tasik Titiwangsa was where the incident began, an Indian man on his cheap-ass motorcycle stopped a woman in her Myvi at the traffic lights near Wangsa Maju. He said he wanted compensation because she had grazed and scratched his probably already fucked up motorcycle earlier. The woman paid him RM42. He then asked for her cell phone to call his friend. She refused, he snatched her handbag at her front seat and sped off with his motorcycle.

The woman gave chase, knocked him down when he reached a dead end and he flew to his death 800m from where he had first snatched her bag. Police are now investigating if she had killed him accidentally or otherwise.

Well that’s the way it actually happened and what was said in the papers.

However here’s my version (EXTREMELY EXAGGERATED):

Man – Indian, felt this woman was an easy prey for his easy money. Robbery is all about easy money, fast cash for the drug addicts or people without jobs and have fornicated with 5 children’s mouth to feed.  Of course, being desperate, and probably almost homeless because his wife must have said, “Bring back some money or I’m taking the children and moving back to my mom’s!” he decided to rob someone.

So he was thinking about fast money on his cheap-ass Yamaha scooter and spotted his first victim, a pretty lady, alone in her car near a traffic light. Something in his brain lit up and thought she was an easy prey. Little did he know, the lady had a whole string of bad luck since the morning. She had her line cut in 7-eleven by a rude teenager, knocking over her hot cup of Nescafe-to-Go all over her shirt. She had to go home to change, go in the traffic jam again to work, and got a scolding from her boss for being late.

He did not accept her excuse and gave her a final warning for her lateness. The whole day she has been screwed over for little things here and there about her work. Her boyfriend just called her to break up with her due to him falling in love with some slut, her family forgot to cook for her thinking she’s eating out and all she wanted to do was get home so she could have a hot shower and forget the day’s happenings.

So here he was trying to rob a lady who had a string of bad luck the whole day. Of course she is angry. Of course she is mad and he was trying to make her day even worse by not taking the RM42 and going away? Instead robbing her? So she chased him in that little Perodua Myvi, making sure she was really close to him. That mother F-er is not going to get away this time…

Now that stupid Indian man thought he could escape her in his cheap shit sorry excuse for a scooter and thought the woman was crazy! He did not have any idea where he was going and ended up in a bloody dead end. The woman, driving so close to him, tried to break in time but couldn’t because she was so close and ended up ramming his rear, with him flying off his bike and ended up dead.

While in flight, he was thinking to himself, “Gosh, I’ve been doing this for so long, today’s a really bad luck day. Goodbye family members who thought I had a good job. Goodbye to my children who thought I was their hero, goodbye to my teachings and my family who loved me for who they thought I was and instead of going to heaven I am now going to hell (be be reincarnated into a cockroach whichever religion he believes in).”

So he died and the lady killed somebody. Charged under Culpable Homicide not amounting to murder. She’s not even in jail at the moment. She probably will only get a slap on the wrist. And a public celebration for her bravery.

Moral of this tragedy is, “Not everyday is Sunday fuckers.”

You bloody snatch thieves think you can get away with anything. Killing old people while robbing them, robbing old people, robbing pregnant woman and dragging her on the road until her bag dislodges from her hand, killing mothers and daughters robbing them from their full of potential lives from them, robbing them not only off their money but their rational, their sensitivity chip and their trust in mankind. You all deserve to die.

I have no pity whatsoever for that snatch thief who died. And I can tell you millions of people who will applaud this lady for accidentally saving the world from a deadbeat. Now the world is one step closer to a cleaner society. The man who got beaten up so bad by a hammer-wielding tow-truck guy he was bleeding from his head and nose deserved it as well from robbing old people off their hard earned savings in the morning when doing tai-chi.

Human rights for people like this?! They don’t deserve one. You only think they deserve rights because it hasn’t happen to you or your family.

If only more news appear in the newspapers on how Malaysian policemen is able to identify and catch robbers/snatch thieves/rapists alike, then we would not have to take the law into our own hands. But unfortunately, it is not happening. More cases are happening than the police’s ability to stop them. The public needs to do something. Whether we return to our barbaric roots of entrapment and torture.

I bet if we publicly cut off rapists cocks then the world would have less rapists.

Cure for a headache – without pain killers

Yesterday I had the worst headache. By about 4pm, my body started to shut down. My eyes could not open and when it did, it was sensitive to the light. I could not request for the lights to be turned off in the office so I had to endure the photo sensitivity and as a result of that – major headache.

I left work at 5.30pm sharp and got home at 5.45pm. I slept, hungry, and painfully. Due to my condition, I could not simply be taking any medication. And at best, should not take any medication at all. I slept, until El Rey woke me up at about 7++pm when he was home. I woke up with a worse headache then I had before. I was glad that El Rey was home, and I was feeling better as soon as I got up, when I started playing some soothing music and watching El Rey laugh at my sensitivity and emotional distress for a particular song.

Then we were hungry, and moved to Centerpoint to eat some Japanese. Halfway there, due to lights of the cars and the Kembara’s shaky condition, I wanted to puke really bad. So I had to get out of the car, while el Rey went on to find a parking and ran straight to the bathroom.

I had nothing in my belly, and so the puking session was extremely horrendous. Not to mention how bloody stinky the toilet was. It was extremely horrible and I could not breathe. Well, needless to say after that session, my headache turned for the worst. My head was pounding on the left and right hemisphere and my eyes felt like it was going to pop out from my head at any moment from the pressure building inside the glaucoma.

So as you know with things that bother me and ignites my annoyance, I have decided to research on what causes headaches, and the cure for headaches without pills.

SO WHAT CAUSES A HEADACHE?

Headaches are caused by a multitude of reasons including stress, cigarette smoke, depression, hunger, menstruation, eye strain (from staring at your computer/TV too long), allergies and much much more. It is important to know the “trigger” for your headaches so you can avoid them. Unfortunately, I cannot avoid my trigger cause the trigger is the job. You think after all these time of staring at a computer screen you’d get used to it already…

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS DURING A HEADACHE?

A headache is rarely (though it happens) due to the brain even if you feel like the pain comes from inside your thick skull. Funny enough, there is almost no nerve endings in the brain that triggers the feeling of pain. The pain you feel from your headaches actually comes from the muscles of your scalp. Or pain at any other muscle-related parts of your head (e.g. part behind jaw).  The tension built up causes the muscle to hurt as if you have been doing vigorous exercise for hours. That is why sometimes you can relief a headache temporarily by gently rubbing against that spot where it hurt.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FIRST SPOT SIGNS OF AN UPCOMING HEADACHE?

Remove yourself from the trigger. For example, if it is stress, remove yourself from that stressful environment, or if it is your computer, shut it down and relax for a while. If the sun is too bright, wear sun glasses or go inside.

If removing yourself from the source of your headache doesn’t help, go to a quiet, dark room, and meditate, do yoga, breathe right and relax for a couple of minutes. If you can, take a power nap of 20 minutes. Usually a small headache would be gone by the time you wake up.  Sometimes your headache is caused by you grinding your teeth for long periods at a time. In this case, what you can do is try not to let your teeth touch or a few minutes while breathing normally.

Rotate your shoulders to relax them. Stop frowning and narrowing your eyebrows. Smile more. Smiling induces endorphins to be released from the brain and make you feel good. Also another great and fun way to release yourself from a headache is to have sex. *wink wink*

WHAT IF IT DOESN’T GO AWAY?

Drink some coffee/coke. Caffeine has been proven to cure headaches in low doses. High doses causes headaches. When taken with painkillers, caffeine can also help to speed up the process of the medication taking effect. Drink some water, not too much, a glass or two. Get someone to massage your neck, shoulders and the part of your head that hurts as sometimes blood circulation from muscle to muscle is not smooth.

Ice/Heat packs work wonders. It really depends on the individual but most migraine sufferers prefer ice packs on the affected area. You can also try placing an ice pack at the back of your neck or taking a nice hot shower.

Cut a lime in half and rub it on your forehead, the throbbing will cease and eventually go away.

WHAT IF IT STILL DOESN’T WANT TO GO AWAY?

Consult your doctor if your headache lasted more than a day or even weeks. It might be some underlying neurological issue or a chiropractor to rectify the subluxation of the upper cervical vertebrae in your neck.

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I hope I helped with these solutions to your headaches. But best thing is to avoid the light, be by yourself, in a quiet place, and breathe normally, and nap for 20 minutes. Oh and when you’re napping, do not lie on the part where your head hurts or else the limited blood flow might cause the headache to be there when you wake up.

Of course, getting a massage from your partner will help too!

Either way, my headache is gone. But my back hurts still. I think I sprained it while I was puking really badly yesterday. I hate this feeling. My back. OMG. How can people stand it? I don’t usually get pains there so I must have done something yesterday that made it worse.

Buy a plot of land on the moon!

This morning, all over the local Radio station Hitz.fm, they were talking about how a lady from Australia was such a big fan of Bollywood Star, Shah Rukh Khan, that she buys him a plot of land on the moon every year on his birthday! Shah is probably the richest man on the moon!

Check out where you can buy your own land here.

There are a few popular “areas” on the moon, including the Sea of Tranquillity, the Sea of Serenity, Lake of Dreams and so on and so forth.

Sea of Tranquillity is the most expensive plot on our moon and it goes for US$37.50 per acre (about 4,000 sqm). This is the area where man first set foot on the moon. Lake of Dreams is where the Michael Jackson crater is located and that goes for US$34.25 per acre.

Of course, you don’t actually get a “plot” on the moon…you’re just paying for a couple of papers (certs) and deeds in your name, a satellite picture of your plot and an info sheet detailing the landscape of your plot including mountains, valleys etc. What you’re actually paying for goes towards the Lunar Republic Society’s programme for privatised human-based exploration, settlement and development of the Moon. Who knows if you’ll actually get a property on it in the end?

Anyway, check out the picture on the bottom for more information. Think carefully before purchasing! In any case it is not much at all for a 4,000 sqm property on the moon. Imagine paying that amount for a property here in PJ? Will cost you millions!

See where you'd like to buy!

 

Haunting mothers

I was watching a Singaporean movie yesterday called “Where got Ghost?”. It’s a comedy-horror genre movie and I was surprisingly quite entertained, although I must say that I wasn’t laughing my ass off or anything like that. But there were some funny enough moments. And enough for it to warrant a blog post about my findings and research.

I’d like to highlight (Watch out for SPOILER ALERT) the last part of the movie which was about a haunting mother. The film highlights a lot of Taoism traditions, something I am very familiar with since my parents and grandparents are all Taoists. Taosim is a religion (and I use the term loosely) that highlights a path for compassion, moderation, respect and humility. There isn’t a set rules for Taoism, and therefore, different Taoism methods are applied throughout East Asia. There is a common scripture however, that depicts the “way” of the religion and it is in the Daodejing.

I’m not going deep into the religious and fundamental beliefs of Taoism, but I must highlight a particular ritual in this sect known as Ancestral Praying. In my home, particularly, my family prays not to our ancestors but pray particularly to the “heaven” and “hell” Gods. We call them , “Tin Kong” and “Dei Kong”. One of the most prominent days (or months) of the Taoism family is the Ghost Festival month. Usually falling on the 7th month of the Chinese Lunar Calendar. The fifteen day of the 7th month is called particularly the Ghost Day/Hungry Ghost Festival.

On this day, it is said that the doors to heaven and hell are open to the realm of the living for the ghosts to find food and entertainment. It is on this day, is when the living will offer sacrifices in terms of food, fruits, paper money, paper houses or cars etc. to appease and resolve the tortured souls and allow them to go on with their passing without causing harm to the living. Those people who practices Ancestral Worship would even place out an empty seat with a full bowl of rice and meals as if their ancestors were still living.

Hungry Ghost Festival (although named differently in many countries) can be seen widely in countries in South East Asia, Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, Japan and even in Mexico.  Although I do not believe in all of these “rituals” it is still quite fun to participate. Except the burning and all that because you really need a shower after that to cleanse yourself from smelling like barbecue.

Anyhow SPOILER ALERT time so don’t read past this if you’re going to see the film.

So what happened in this third part of the film was that three brothers started out by praying to their dead mother’s ancestral tablet in their big brother’s home. All of them telling their mom to bless them with fortune and more fortune. After that day, their mother started to haunt them slowly, even asking her son to burn her a Mickey Mouse studded bra (hilarious). That night, they met a friend who told them that his mother blessed him with good fortune and is now very rich. They decided since their mother was not “blessing” them and instead “haunting” them, to put her tablet in a temple.

Driving back from the temple, at a pretty fast rate during a downpour, their mother showed up waving and the driver steered away from the road, crashing into  the sides, ruining their car. The three brothers came out cursing and asking their mother why would she do that. Why would she haunt them and make them crash and ruin their car. A few moments later, they witnessed a landslide up ahead. If they didn’t crash, they would have died in the landslide.

The next day, they decided to bring their mother’s ancestral tablet away from the temple and back home. They were thankful that their mother saved their lives and dedicated themselves to respecting her more. On the way out of the temple they met their rich friend who was crying. They asked why. Their rich friend confessed that he had terminal cancer and had three months to live. Although his mother had blessed him with great fortune, she did not bless him with great health.

The moral of the story is…pretty obvious.

It was quite touching, and I have to admit I shed a tear at the end.

In any case, no matter what religion you have out there, the most important thing for you to remember is MORALS. Be good “just because” and not be good because you want a reward or afraid of punishment.

My thoughts for today. Take care.

Something to keep me excited

I was searching online because I am feeling so own nowadays that I needed some HAPPY PILLS to keep me energized and excited and here was what I found: The Happy Pill Candy store and the well, hardcore pharmaceutical happy pills (e.g. Prozac).

This is so cute. I think I might use this for an idea to open up my own store in Malaysia! The Happy Pills Candy Store! Here are some pictures! Imagine the children flocking and the teenagers/adults with sweet tooth hanging around, or perfect customizable gift idea for friends and family! So excited! Though, unless I am opening up stores all over the place I doubt I will be making much money on this. Unless I make this into a chain! How, El Rey? Is it doable? Who wants to join venture with me?!

Happy Pills candy boxes

 

Another example of creative boxes

And another!

 

 

Well enough with Happy Candy Pills, I was actually searching for Mood Lifters.

I am so tired all the time (gaining weight and looking uglier with extremely oily hair), and I am surprised I even find the strength to go to work every morning and get out of bed looking like I didn’t sleep at all when I slept for more than 10 hours. I wake up, my back hurts, I am alone and my stomach is cramping like it has been doing sit ups while I’m asleep.

I am depressed. I don’t know if I ever felt like this ever. So I found this website and I was tempted to go get it. I am not in dire need of it. I just need something to life my spirits…like a new toy or a new bag or a new JOB…

Maybe I will look into opening up that store…it will be my pet project. So exciting! I don’t think you need to come up with a lot of capital for it. After all its only candy right? Oh man! Wish me luck!

 

Differences between the men and women brain

A comedian out there once said in his long monologues…

Men have boxes in their brain in which they separate their car, money, job, family, and mother in law somewhere in the basement…and they make sure none of the boxes ever touches. Women’s brains are made out of meshed wires…everything connects to everything and are strengthened by a substance called emotion. That’s why women remembers everything.

For men it doesn’t happen very often, and don’t remember anything most of the time because, well simply, they don’t care.

And there’s a box in the men’s brain that is basically NOTHING. It is called a NOTHING box. What’s in the NOTHING box? Well basically, NOTHING!  It’s true…It’s true. And of all the boxes the men have in their brain, the nothing box is their favourite box. That’s why men can do seemingly brain-dead from hours at a time, like fishing and watching TV with their remote glued to their hands.

This drives women nuts because it drives a woman nuts when the men does NOTHING. Men have the ability to do and think absolutely nothing…and still breathe. Women cant do it. Women’s minds never stop! And they don’t understand the nothing box! Nothing drives a woman more crazy and irritated when they’re watching a man doing NOTHING!

Then when I (he, the comedian) go up to a woman and explain about the nothing box issue, it is a revelation. They go, “Gasp! Everything is starting to make sense! Can I go in his nothing box with him?” The comedian replies, “No!!! You can’t cause that will be SOMETHING! And you’ll walk in there and go, ‘you know, this place could use some pictures…’”

When a man is stressed out, they want to just run into their nothing box. The last thing they want to do is talk about it. When a woman is seeing the man in his vegetative, unmoving, unspeaking state, they go, “Whatcha thinking about?” Then the men go, “Nothing.” Then the women go, “Well you MUST be thinking about SOMETHING!”

When a woman is stressed out, she has to TALK about it. If she doesn’t talk about it, her brain will literally, explode. And men run from their wives when they do this because they don’t know what to say and what to tell her! Who the hell told you to tell her anything! They don’t want you to tell her anything!

A man feels obligated to help the woman fix it. The woman doesn’t want your advice, doesn’t want your help, only wants you to agree, shut up and listen!

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This is so true. Really it is so true. I had a minor argument with El Rey one night while eating Chilli Pan Mee and I was complaining about my job and other things that annoy me as usual, then he goes on and on about me being unprofessional and starts putting his colleague (FEMALE colleague nonetheless) on a pedestal and said, she does this, she does that, she earns 30k bla bla bla…then I said, “Well if you like her so much you marry her then!”

Of course this turned him off. But come to think about it, if he would just listen to me and let me relieve my stress of the day, we would not have gotten into such silly unproductive argument.

Scientifically, it is proven that men and women’s brains work differently. VERY differently. See the brain composes of two important tissues called the grey and white matter. I can go into a lot of differences in what primarily they are made off and etc but I’m going to simplify into relativeness to this topic.

The grey matter is where “processing” is done and the white matter connects the “processes” done by the grey matter. This picture below shows that men, DOES NOT USE THEIR WHITE MATTER. Or rather, very rarely uses their white matter, hence, the different boxes the comedian was talking about. Nothing connects. And that is why men CANNOT multi task! About 40% of the brain is grey matter and 60% is white, therefore in conclusion, men only uses 40% (if at all, or less) of their brain while women can mix and match and use almost 60%!

This explains why men are better at localized processing which includes mathematics, computers, etc and women are more great at languages, and integrating and analysing processes done by the grey matter. This is why men revert to logic rather than relating different ideas. This is also the reason why women tend to “overthink”.

Men are simple creatures. They’re like zombies really, all they think about is FOOD & Survival.

Brain differences between men and women

And that is why…when damage happens to a man’s brain, he is more likely to live a vegetative state than women.

Think about it!

Difficult to Fathom

I know, I know….I haven’t written in so long it is unforgivable.

There is a lot of things going on these days that I cant seem to find the strength or the ability to write. I guess this means “writer’s block”. But today I am a little free at my job and I thought, hey, why not find the time to update.

So here I am with my usual complaints!

I have had a problem with the job for a while, and everyone knows it. It really didn’t help that the whole week last week and the beginning of this week were bad…I could not come into work without a scolding or a screaming session and finally, because I became too emotional, my VP told me to suck it up, or F-Off.

Of course, the didn’t use those specific words but you know what I mean. So due to El Rey and I getting our own place in December/January, and the little bundle of surprise on its way, I needed to suck it up. I’ve been so upset that I haven’t given El Rey the time of his life either when he’s back and that kinda blows. I will find a way to make it up to him.

I could use the money. I cant afford not to have a job.

Come to think of it, I could take up an English (Hons) degree and be a lecturer while finally finishing my novel. I have been neglecting it watching Judge Judy during my free times.

El Rey has been very patient with me but not patient enough. Even still, I thank him for the huge amount of patience he has for me.

I hate that John and Edward are still in the X Factor UK 2009 competition. They really really suck. They’re so bad, it makes my ear drums break. Rikki Loney I never liked either. So it really doesn’t pain me to see him go, but to see him go before those stupid sounding twins are really annoying.

Kurt Nilsen, I cannot get enough of his voice. hear him in With or Without you by U2. He’s amazing. He can sing me to sleep anytime.

I would update more if I felt like it. Unfortunately, writer’s block is not fun.

I hate my job

Why do all issues have to come at once?

Really, this whole week has been nothing but one issue after the other!

This is shit. I cant concentrate, my stomach is hurling…and my highlight of the day is going home at 5.30 sharp.

I hate when I feel like this. The last time I did, I quit.

I hate feeling like the company is not worth staying and stressing for.

Think about it, when the bosses are happy go lucky, they give you lots of perks and benefits, and you’re actually doing what you like to do or dream to do, then you’d be happy to go to work all day.

But if your bosses (like mine) are the type of people who even limits the number of times to celebrate a birthday for your people, and that limits the number of public holidays you take in a year, then that sucks.